Billy's Thick Beans

I’ve lived in fort smith my whole life. After numerous disappointments with different restaurant’s beans being to thin, I was recommended this place. I ordered a medium thick bean special. It arrived in a full to the brim Folgers coffee can. Best beans I’ve ever had hands down! Only thing I had a slight problem with was when the owner came to my table he shook my hand…. Almost too firm. It was quite uncomfortable to even hold my fork seeing as I’m right handed.

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Waited outside for 3+ hours of a 1 hour wait time “supposedly”. A tan dodge neon to pull up beside my car jamming out to thunderstruck, a sweaty man who looked in a panic got out wiping tears and sweat from his face. He looked at me surprised when his trash bag he pulled out ripped spilling sweet beans everywhere. Then he ran in to the house. Guy stared at me visibly through his bent blinds on the phone with someone. Decided to leave, looked through the rear view mirror to see the man run back outside scooping beans into his shirt. Another car pulled up and whoever was in it ran over his sweet beans.

I LOVED the beans they offered here. Baked. Re-fried. And my preferred method- Raw and Crunchy. The food was utterly amazing and it was made extra special, when, for my birthday (yesterday!) Billy Beans shook my hand and then shoveled the raw beans straight into my mouth for 6.5 hours straight. Highlight of my birthday, never had anyone do that for me before. However I did have to give it one star on atmosphere because the parking lot is gravel and that really hurts my car tires : (

Billy’s Thick Beans: A Hero’s Journey into Legume Lunacy The Can That Changed Everything Billy Thompson was an ordinary man with an extraordinary appetite for beans. Not just any beans—Billy’s Thick Beans, the kind that defied gravity, reason, and most spoons. One fateful Tuesday, Billy cracked open a can so dense it emitted a low hum. The beans didn’t pour out. They thudded. “Thicker than a hippo in a wetsuit,” Billy whispered reverently. He took one bite and immediately blacked out. When he awoke, he was in a bean dimension—Beanmension—where everything was made of beans. The trees? Pinto. The rivers? Refried. The clouds? Navy beans, lightly salted. The Bean Trials To return home, Billy had to pass three trials: The Bean Maze of Flatulence – A labyrinth where every wrong turn triggered a trumpet blast from the walls. Billy navigated it by holding his breath and following the scent of cumin. The Garbanzo Gauntlet – Chickpeas hurled themselves at Billy like angry toddlers. He dodged, dipped, and dived, powered by the fiber of his breakfast. The Final Spoon – A sentient ladle named “Sir Stir-a-Lot” challenged Billy to a duel. Billy won by distracting it with a cornbread muffin. Return of the Bean King Billy returned to Earth, changed. He now spoke fluent bean. He wore a cape made of baked bean labels. He started a podcast called “Thick Talk” where he reviewed bean textures with alarming intensity. His review of his namesake? “Billy’s Thick Beans are not just a meal. They’re a lifestyle. They’re a commitment. They’re a legally binding agreement between your taste buds and destiny. 5 out of 5 thuds and The Firmest Handshake you can get.”

This place is absolutely to die for. I cannot get enough. Absolutely amazing service and even better beans. These guys really know how to cook em. Pinto beans, green beans, baked beans. You name it. They can literally get you a 40 lb bag of beans in a matter of minutes. Cory is the best. He's always got the hookup when I get a fix for some beans. Bring all your friends and family here because these guys deserve it. They earned this 5 star review through blood, sweat, and sweet American tears baby. Oh did I mention that? Yeah you read that right. Every single worker here straight up bleeds red, white, and blue. Even more of a reason to give them your business. If it were up to me, I would eat here and only here, but the wife can't stand the gas it gives me lol

Great experience, food was amazing and got to take a whole order home for free. Thanks Billy!